Category: Single of the week

Sign Your Name (Terence Trent D’Arby)

It still amazes me how someone comes onto the music scene, releases a handful of fantastic well-received singles as well as a multi-million selling album and then within a few years seemingly completely disappears. That was the case with this week’s artist. He believed there just wasn’t enough room for another black superstar operating in the realm of poppy, soulful R&B, especially one as resistant to racial narrowcasting. He said, “It was a limited plinth and either me, Prince or Michael Jackson had to vacate. Ironically, the other two did vacate, far too early.

He was born Terence Trent Howard in New York in March 1962, he took his stepfather’s surname Darby and added the apostrophe for fashion purposes. He trained as a boxer in Orlando and won the Florida Golden Gloves lightweight championship but declined an invitation to join a boxing school in the US Army instead deciding to attend college. He did later enrol in the Army and, like Elvis, was posted to Germany. That is where he got his break in music when he joined a band called The Touch and released one album called Love On Time.

In 1987, he recorded the album Introducing the Hardline According to Terence Trent D’Arby which was co-produced by Heaven 17’s Martyn Ware and his band mate Glenn Gregory contributed backing vocals. With the exception of a cover of the Miracles track, Who’s Lovin’ You, D’Arby wrote all the tracks. Four singles were lifted from it, If You Let Me Stay made number seven, Wishing Well fared better at number four, Dance Little Sister stalled at number 20 and then Sign your Name went to number two.

Sign your Name, has one thing in common with Yesterday, Purple Haze, Every Breath you Take and (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction, among others and that is they all began in the songwriter’s dream. He explained to the Songwriting team how it came about, “While living in Frankfurt, I’d seen Live Aid on television and was absolutely captivated by Sade’s performance, but most especially by Is It a Crime. Being, like most sensible fools, in love with her, I dreamed the next night that she had asked me to write her a song. Within a few days, I woke up with the song that I then translated on my little Casio keyboard and my 808 drum machine. That song was Sign your Name and if you listen to it, it sound very much inspired by her music.”

Sheryl Crow made an interesting cover in 2010 and appeared on her album 100 Miles from Memphis album. Her version is even more soulful and features Justin Timberlake on backing vocals. She explained, in a Billboard magazine interview, “Justin happened to be at Henson Studios producing Jamie Foxx, and he was in the hallway. I’ve always liked him. I played the song for him, and when it got to the chorus he’s like, ‘Who’s doing the backgrounds?’ I said ‘We haven’t done them yet,’ and he said, ‘I got it.’ It was all very organic and, man, perfect. People have no idea how talented this guy is.”

Terence had five further top 20 hits between 1993 and 1995 including Do You Love Me Like You Say?, the beautiful with Des’ree called Delicate, which he also dreamed that Sade had asked him to write, She kissed Me and Let Her Down Easy. His last hit was the bizarrely titled Vibrator which stalled at number 57, and then he had a crisis.

He had a nervous breakdown that, in-turn, instigated an identity change and began living as a recluse. In 2001, he legally changed his name to Sananda Maitreya and has nothing to do with D’Arby. When talking about it he refers to Terence Trent D’Arby as ‘he’ rather than ‘I’. He said at the time, “Terence Trent D’Arby was dead… he watched his suffering as he died a noble death. After intense pain I meditated for a new spirit, a new will, a new identity.” In another interview he stated, “I was always Sananda Maitreya and he (D’Arby) was assigned the role of this other form, which he performed until they pulled the plug on him. People ask ‘Why did you change your name?’ When you have a psyche that’s no longer functional, you petition another psyche. You either die – you kill yourself – or you think: ‘No, I’ve got more to do.'”

He moved to Milan where he lived with his Italian wife, Francesca Francone, who is an architect and former television presenter, they also have two sons.

Years after his Army service, he still battles post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) and explained his absence from the public eye, “I guess I stayed away because I didn’t want to face it. The PTSD can strike at any time and you have to deal with it. I can’t blame drugs, I can’t blame alcohol. The dude didn’t just change his name to be clever.

Since 2002, he had continued to make music as Sananda Maitreya and has continued to release albums every couple of years through his own website and various other digital platforms. He does give good value for money, his 2013 album, Return to Zooathalon had 22 tracks on it, the follow-up, The Rise Of The Zugebrian Time Lords had 27 and his last album, Prometheus & Pandora in 2017 was a three-CD set with a whopping 53 tracks.

He occasionally tours but mostly in Italy and he’s currently in the middle of his Fallen Angel 2019 tour.

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Charlton Heston (Stump)

Bananrama, The Gorillaz, Ash, Mika, Haysi Fantayzee and Sheryl Crow, to name a few all, did it. What? Had a hit single with an actor in the title. There are many more and some are better known than others. This week’s suggestion is one I don’t  ever remember hearing on the radio, but I have played it in my quizzes especially in a cricket connection as well as an actor’s theme. It’s Charlton Heston by Stump.

From The Stump Story, bass player Kev Hopper describes how the band got together, “In 1982 I met guitarist Chris Salmon in Whitstable during a summer holiday. He had a very distinctive style and I was fascinated with his playing – so we made a vague arrangement to get together in the future after we had finished our Art degrees at Coventry and Canterbury. I originally had in mind a band that would play a cross between Suction Prints by Captain Beefheart and DMZ by Brand X – splintered structures and dissonant harmonics – combined with a post-punk flavour a singer might bring. Anyway, as planned, Chris and I settled down to play together in London around ’84… and the music began to go its own way, quite naturally. We had no luck finding a singer after advertising in Melody Maker, but an Irish drummer, Rob McKahey turned up. He was an obvious first choice right from the start: his flamboyant, tumbling drum style was only matched by his astonishing facility for self-promotion and bullshit. He liked our music and tackled it with great confidence… and that gave us all confidence. As it happened, Rob had recently moved from Cork and knew a community of Irish musicians who had settled in London – including members of bands such as Five Go Down To The Sea and Microdisney. Among them was a Brixton squatter called Mick Lynch (another ex-member of Microdisney). Rob thought he might fit in and invited him down to our rehearsal basement on the Old Kent Road to see what would happen. Before he had sung a word, Chris and I were immediately taken with his appearance – tall and thin with a Tin Tin quiff.”

Mick’s frontman image became popular with the music press and they indeed graced the cover of both NME and Melody Maker. They were classed as an indie band because their riffs and lyrics had a pop element gained them exposure on Channel 4’s The Tube.

In my exclusive interview with Chris Salmon, he explained how Charlton Heston came about, “We wrote this out in Berlin in Hansa Studios during the protracted recording of (their only album) A Fierce Pancake. It was a spontaneous thing and a bit of a joke at the time. Initially just a one-verse song to be maybe added on the B-side of the album with some other little snippets in a similar vein to the flip side of Abbey Road which I think certainly would have worked if we’d gone with that concept.”

During the recording Kev had disappeared off on his own with his new toy, he gave me this as a tape and I disappeared off and very quickly wrote the guitar riff as a sort of country and western piss-take. Only took about half an hour I think. Then we forgot about it, just assuming it would be used as part of the album somehow. Sometime later we were coming down to breakfast in Hansa studios and Mick was pulling his t-shirt on over his head as he was sitting down and quipped ‘Charlton Heston put his vest on’ and everybody said ‘remember that!’ As far as I remember he wrote a verse at the time on that theme and it became a one-verse song to go with the instrumental and Boggy Home as the album’s outro.”

The making of the A Fierce Pancake album, a title named after a term meaning deep conundrum in a 1939/1940 novel called The Third Policeman by Flann O’Brien, was difficult. Numerous people were involved, “It involved several producers,” Chris continued, “we ended up with John Robey trying to sort out the tapes in London. He said ‘that sounds like a hit to me’ when he heard Charlton Heston so he asked Mick to write a few more verses and we made it into a song. I think the bass was actually a keyboard and Rob added bodhran (an Irish drum). It was put out as a single and we did a video with Tim Pope involving 1000 frogs as extras.”

They toured extensively and as Hopper explained, “We began playing our first gigs and Mick emerged as a terrific front man – even people who didn’t like the music were entertained watching his performance and laughing at his Flann O’Brien- inspired patois between the songs. He would play-act and gyrate his gangly form in a comic manner. He extended the appeal of the band immensely: without him, we would have been doomed to art-band status – and that was something we were consciously trying to avoid at the time. A highly sociable, mainly Irish audience spread the word fast and it didn’t take long before we began packing out all the venues and becoming one of the hottest live acts on the London Indie scene.”

Charlton Heston peaked at number 72 on the UK chart, it didn’t help that, “John Peel hated it”, Chris admitted. The follow-up single, Buffalo failed to chart and thus, Stump’s fame was short-lived. “We split up because of boredom,” Chris explained, “The second album took nine months to record and strangely enough the record company didn’t tell us to stop. I went back to a nine to five job which was a shock to the system. I did a bit of paper collecting for Friends Of The Earth which was one of the worst jobs I ever had, I was a glorified dustman.” Since 1994, he has been a visual artist and is an Associate Member of the Royal Birmingham Society of Artists (RBSA) and the Royal Society of Painter Printmakers. His work can be seen at

As for the other members, Kev Hopper continued making music and has recorded material as Spoombung and more recently as a member of the band Prescott alongside Rhodri Marsden, Keith Moline and Frank Byng. Rob McKahey moved back to Cork and is still a musician, but sadly, Mick died of cancer in December 2015, he was just 56. He wrote in both Irish and English for Cork’s Dowtcha Puppet theatre. “Mick was a star, an enigma, one in a million,” Rob McKahey said to the Irish Times. “He’d come in for rehearsals and read out the lyrics he’d written to one of our crazy tunes and we’d all just be in awe.”

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Cotton-Eye Joe

A large proportion of the European music that ends up in the UK chart is generally a bit cheesy and tacky, but nonetheless catchy, however music from Sweden is perhaps among some of the best. Neneh Cherry, Roxette, The Cardigans, Zara Larsson and, of course, Abba are some good examples, but in 1995 the novelty act Rednex gave us their interpretation of Cotton Eye Joe which has stood the test of time as it’s still well received at parties over 20 years later. If you search around the internet many have tried to understand what the song is about and suggestions range from a cowboy to a tailor to a sexually transmitted disease, let’s find out the truth.

Rednex were initially as bunch of Swedish producers who, in 1994, came together for the sole purpose of recording and releasing the track in a Euro-dance version. When this song became an unexpected hit, they had to bring in performers to front it and called themselves Rednex as a play on word Redneck which is a slang term for an old southerner in the States. The initial line-up were lead singer Mary Joe (b: Annika Ljungberg), violinists Billy Ray (b: Jonas Nilsson) and Bobby Sue (b: Kent Olander), banjo player Ken Tacky (b: Arne Arstrand) and bass drummer Mup (b: Patrick Edenberg), but over the last 25 years they have had almost 30 different members.

From the outset, I’ll tell you now there is no definitive story of the origins of this song but it goes back a long long way. According to an article written by Kenneth Partridge, The first known published version appeared in Alabama writer Louise Clarke Pyrnelle’s 1882 novel Diddie, Dumps, and Tot, or Plantation Child-Life, a nostalgic look at the antebellum South. Drawing heavily on her own childhood experiences on her father’s plantation, the novel gives credence to what most experts now hold as fact: “Cotton-Eyed Joe” originated with black slaves well before the Civil War. Pyrnelle’s version describes the titular character as an ugly man saying that ‘His eyes wuz crossed, an’ his nose wuz flat, an’ his teef wuz out,’ who swoops into town and steals the protagonist’s sweetheart.

According to Dorothy Scarborough, the Texas-born folklorist, the ballad is “an authentic slavery-time song,” predating the Civil War. In her ledger On The Trail Of Negro Folk Songs, published in 1925, she explains, “The air and some of the words were given by my sister, Mrs. George Scarborough, as learned from the Negroes on a plantation in Texas, and other parts by an old man in Louisiana, who sang it to the same tune. He said he had known it from his earliest childhood and had heard the slaves sing it on plantations.”

Whatever the origins the song it soon became a square dance and quickly spread throughout the Deep South of America. The earliest known recorded version of the song was in 1927 as recorded by the string band Dykes Magic City Trio, but with that said, the trio’s leader John Dykes claimed he learned it from a Kenner C. Karchtner a fiddler who originated from Arizona who, in turn, said he picked it up in Mississippi at the end of the 19th century from a man named Youngblood.

According to one archive there have been more than 130 recorded versions since 1950 including versions by the unlikely named acts Gid Tanner & The Skillet Lickers (1928), Adolph Hofner & His San Antonians (1941) and Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys (1946). Among the more well-known names, Nina Simone (1959), Terry Callier (1964), The Chieftains (1981), Michelle Shocked (1992) and, wait for it, the Crazy Frog in 2006.

Cotton Eye Joe, apart from making number one in the UK, also topped the chart in Austria, Sweden, Switzerland, Germany, Netherlands, Norway and Finland. Rednex had further UK hits, believe it or not, with Old Pop in an Oak (12) and Wild ‘n Free (55), which gives little indication of their popularity on the Continent. Wish You Were Here and Spirit of the Hawk were number one in Germany and their album Sex And Violins was a big European seller. In 2002, they released a greatest hits called The Best of the West.

Original members Billy Ray and Mup are still in the group and they still tour regularly and the ever-changing line-up includes such interestingly-named personnel such as Dagger, Bone Duster Crock, Ace Ratclaw and Pervis the Palergator.

Love it or hate, but this version continues to be a big favourite at various sports arenas and weddings across the country.

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Witch Doctor (David Seville)

David Bowie hated his 1967-recorded song The Laughing Gnome which was belatedly released in 1973, he tried, unsuccessfully, to stop it being released but the public lapped it up and thus became a top 10 hit. It’s not clear why he hated it, but one of its memorable features was the speeded-up voice of the gnome which his then-studio engineer Gus Dudgeon had recorded. In fact, when Dudgeon died in 2002, David sent flowers to his funeral with a missive saying ‘Farewell to the Laughing Gnome.’ However, David wasn’t the first to feature this type of technology, that invention went back to the fifties.

David Seville, who was born Ross Bagdasarian Sr, but chose Seville after the place he’d been stationed at whilst in the Air Force, was a singer, actor and record producer. His first real success came in 1951 when he co-wrote Come On-A My House which became an American chart-topper for Rosemary Clooney. In 1955, he signed a recording contract with Liberty records and had a one-off UK hit with a song called The Trouble with Harry which he recorded under the two pseudonyms Alfi and Harry.

In 1958, David created the Chipmunks who were animated characters with high-pitched voices but also with many human traits. They were created for song purposes which then led to their own cartoon series. His three inventions had names and were called Alvin, Theodore and Simon and all had their own ‘personalities’ – Alvin was a troublemaker, Theodore was the easily led loveable one and Simon was the intellectual with glasses.

David’s son, Ross Bagdasarian Jr, told Bruce Nash in an interview what his father was like and how he created the voices of the Chipmunks, “In late 1957, my family was down to about $200 and my dad decided to take $190 of that to buy a new tape recorder.” His father once told reporters, “My mind was a little madder that its normal semi-orderly state of confusion, I looked up from my desk and saw a book called Duel With The Witch Doctor which was written by Jan de Hartog and I realised that all the teenage records that were selling seemed to have one thing in common, you couldn’t understand any of the lyrics. So I decided to have the witch doctor give advice to the lovelorn in his own language – a kind of qualified gibberish.” So that advice you hear the witch doctor give the man to help win his woman over is, ‘Oo ee, oo ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang.’ I think if someone said that to me, I’d swiftly disappear!

How the voices came about was, one day Ross was singing into the new tape recorder but didn’t realise it was running at half speed so when he played it back it played a high-pitched voice and Ross then realised he’d created the perfect voice for the witch doctor.

Once he had recorded the track he wondered if his record company would release it. It would seem unlikely that they would, but as luck, for him, would have it, Liberty Records were struggling badly and were on the verge of going under so, as Ross Jr recalled, “Had the people at Liberty not been as desperate as they were they would never have put Witch Doctor out. They thought it was ridiculous, absolute nonsense. My dad said to them, ‘Look, you’re already close to bankruptcy, you’ve got nothing to lose’ so they figured they would give it a try and, of course, it became a huge hit.” It topped the US chart for three weeks and in the UK peaked t number 11. As was so often the case back then, many British artists wanted to covered American stuff and this was no exception. Don Lang and his Frantic Five made a slightly faster version and it beat Seville by getting to number five having both entered the chart in the same week.

Devo did a cover version which was featured in the 1998 film Rugrats and the Danish group the Cartoons did a very Euro-like cover which clearly pleased the UK audience as they had the biggest hit when it entered the chart and peaked at number two in April 1999. It was only held off by the highest entry at number one by the French DJ Quentin Dupieux disguised at Mr Oizo.

Ross Sr died of a heart attack in 1972 at the age of 50, the whole Chipmunk empire, which included videos, books and films, in fact, over 250 licensed products, which are still looked after by Ross Jr and his wife Janice. There was also a female spin-off trio known as The Chipettes. They are called Brittany, Eleanor and Jeanette and are all voiced by Janice Eleanor Miller and their cover of Beyonce’s Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) appeared in the 2009 film Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel. It was actually quite funny.

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You Give Me Something (James Morrison)

James Morrison is a guitarist and singer/songwriter who is very often mistaken for James Blunt because of their likeness, but he learned guitar to strengthen his voice, “All the really good guitar players – Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, or even Bert Jansch or John Martin – I love all those people,” he once said, “but I didn’t start out thinking that I would be a guitar player. In the beginning, I played the guitar so I could sing. I mainly concentrated on my voice.”

He was born James Catchpole in Rugby, Warwickshire in 1984 and, as a baby, a severe bout of whooping cough actually killed him, because he had to be resuscitated four times but thankfully he made a full recovery and has said that he puts his distinctive voice down to that terrible time. As a teenager, he began busking around Truro and Newquay where he’d moved to as a teenager.

He learned guitar, but now prefers the acoustic, he explained, “I love the electric guitar, but I never felt like I could get good enough on it to really sort of ‘own’ it in a sense. If you plug an electric in, you’d better be able to f***ing rip it up, you know what I mean? I could never do that confidently. I mean, I can sit in my room and rip out a lead and really enjoy it, but on stage is a different thing.”

His first hit, in 2006, was You Give Me Something, which he explained to a contestant on New Zealand Idol when he appeared on the show, “It was intended as a harsh love song,” and seemingly about an uneven relationship where one person loves the other much more than the other way round. “I basically got the initial idea together on my own while working with someone else,” James explained to the Songwriting Team. “I remember I had the C to the descending A minor, to the G, the F and back to the G. That was what I had, which is the progression in the verse, with a few subtle changes. I was saying something like, ‘Will you stay with me in the morning, will you hold me in the morning’ to make it more harsh like you’ve got to work to get the love. I think that was the key that kind of turned the song around, really, the reluctance in giving away nice comments in the song. I like the idea of trying to write a mean love song – as mean as you can be without making the other person go, ‘What’s the point?’ It’s kind of like backhanded compliments really. It was those three chords in the intro that really cemented it. I had the verse and then we worked on the chorus together (with producer and co-writer Eg White) and I imagined the chorus melody to be like brass. Once I got the chorus, I remember thinking ‘I don’t want brass in my songs because it’s too like Frank Sinatra’. I was that naive with music. It was only after a few months of listening to the song that I thought, ‘Yeah, actually, this is a f***ing good song.”

The song reached number five in the UK, top five in Venezuela, Switzerland, The Netherlands, Austria, Belgium and Australia, but in New Zealand it went to number one. The parent album, Undiscovered, went to number one in the UK, spent 81 weeks on the chart and eventually sold just over a million copies.

He released a further four albums, Songs For You Truths For Me (2008), The Awakening (2011), Higher Than Here (2015) and his latest, You’re Stronger Than You Know, is still on the album chart. He begins a UK tour in October.

James is always striving to improve, he says, “I feel like I have to prove myself and to keep getting better, I don’t think that’ll ever end. So many things have come together – my family, the music sounding the way I want it to, and having the freedom that I’ve always wanted. The stars have aligned and this new album has given me a new lease of life.”

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It Wasn’t Me (Shaggy feat Rikrok)

In this day and age so many songs are credited with a ‘featuring’ act or an ‘x’ collaboration and thus usually indicates that the main credited artists will provide much of the input with the collaborative act adding something extra to the mix. Usually an equal billing i.e. ‘and’ or ‘with’ will imply a more or less 50/50 duet. However, this week’s suggestion the ‘featuring’ person provides the majority of the story. How come? Let’s find out.

Shaggy was born Orville Richard Burrell in Kingston, Jamaica in October 1968 and after taking singing lessons, he began singing on the street with friends when he was discovered. As a kid he was tall and slim with a hairstyle that was part afro and “part hedge” he once admitted. His friends likened the look to that of Scooby Doo’s mate Shaggy and that is where the name came from. “I hated that name until I came to England and discovered what ‘shagger’ means. Suddenly I liked it. These days, when chicks ask how I got my name, I say, ‘It’s because I’m a shagger – want me to shag you?’ Heh, heh,” he explained to John Aizlewood.

In 1986, he moved to Brooklyn, New York with his mother, he said of her, “She was a very, very stern woman; I wish I had a closer relationship with her,” but he continued singing and earned his keep in dancehall. The following year he joined the Marines, sort of by accident. “I swear to God I didn’t know the Marines was the hardest service,” he continued. “I just wanted to get off the streets. I saw a Marines uniform and thought it looked really mean. The recruiting officer sold me a bunch of bullshit and I was in.”

Shaggy began working as a DJ supporting Maxi Priest, who had recently topped the Billboard singles chart with Close To You and in doing so it became the first American number one by a British reggae act. In 1992 the pair toured around Brazil. “That was the turning point. I saw 30,000 people who didn’t speak English singing along with his version of Wild World and I knew that’s what I wanted. Maxi was criticised because he had this pop element, but he had seen the bigger picture and wanted it. Bob Marley was criticised for the same thing.”

Shaggy’s first UK hit was in 1993 when his cover of a Folkes Brothers track called Oh Carolina topped the chart for two weeks. He had further hits with In The Summertime, Boombastic (his second chart-topper and helped by a jeans advert), Why You Treat Me So Bad, That Girl and Piece Of My Heart, but then in late 1997 he found himself without a record deal, “I received a letter saying I was not on Virgin any more. I never saw that curve ball coming; it shattered my ego and self-esteem,” he revealed.

Having spent four years without a recording contract, Shaggy moved to Long Island and built a studio in his basement. He began writing songs for films. He contributed tracks to Kevin Costner’s 1999 film For the Love of the Game, Speed II and Jungle To Jungle before teaming up with noted writer/producers Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis for Luv Me Luv Me, a duet between Shaggy and Janet Jackson, which was featured in the movie How Stella Got Her Groove Back. All this led to him being signed by MCA. “I don’t hold any grudges against Virgin,” he maintained. “I tell you, nothing clears up animosity like a hit record. I bet they are scratching their heads thinking, ‘Damn! We should have kept him’.”

He recorded the album Hot Shot, which initially failed to make any impact. It was only when a DJ in Honolulu, Pablo Sato, downloaded an MP3 of It Wasn’t Me, a track from the album and began playing it to death on his KIKI-FM radio show that the public began to take notice.

The song was inspired by a comedy routine Eddie Murphy performed in his movie Raw. He explained that no matter what your girl accuses you of, never admit to anything, just say ‘It Wasn’t Me.’ The story tells of a guy who is caught red-handed by his girlfriend, cheating with the girl next door. He then tries to deny all allegations despite her catching him on camera. “Everybody cheats at some time or another in their lives,” Shaggy claimed. “I just wanted to put a funny twist on it. I think a lot of people saw themselves in it. Bill Clinton was a cheater, Jesse Jackson did it too.”

The majority of the song features Ricardo ‘Rikrok’ Ducent, whom Shaggy met through one of his backing singers. Shaggy said, “He had a good personality, a good vibe and was a very humble kid. I let him demo the track with a view to getting someone else to sing on the final version, but when my producer, Shaun Pizzonia, heard his vocals, he convinced me to leave him on the track.” Rikrok added, “Shaun came up with the beat, Brian (Gold) came up with some words, Shaggy came up with the verses and I came up with the melody.” The song features on the album Hot Shot and, not one to blow his own trumpet, but Shaggy said, at the time, “The album is exceptional. I knew I had to come back with an album that was incredible and getting dropped by Virgin was fuel to my fire!”

In the UK, the song initially spent three weeks on the chart as an import where it reached number 31. Once it was released in the UK it crashed into the chart at number one. A few weeks later, a bootleg parody surfaced about a mother who catches her son masturbating. It was titled Caught Me One Handed as recorded by The Parodies (aka Bob Rivers) and was just a little too rude for radio. Typically, in the proper version, the BBC deemed the lyric ‘Banging on the bathroom floor’ too rude so a radio-friendly version was recorded with the re-worded ‘Making love on the bathroom floor’.

The video was also amusing showing the girlfriend trying to get revenge by trying to run her cheating man over in a juggernaut but it ends with the culprit jumping off a bridge onto the roof of the said vehicle.

The only thing that’s ever bothered me about the song it why the hell were they at it on the bathroom floor of all places. It can’t be the most hygienic of places or maybe they put a bath towel down first. Who knows?

At the 2018 Grammy Awards ceremony, both Shaggy and Sting were performing with the show’s host, James Corden and when James mentioned the song and asked Shaggy “Whose idea was this anyway,” Shaggy’s response was “It wasn’t me!”

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