Kenny Everett The World’s Worst Record Show

On Saturday 14th May 1977, Kenny Everett compiled and broadcast the top 30 worst songs ever (according to his listeners votes) on his Capital Radio show. It later spawned an album of which 20 of these tracks featured. Here is the full list and the ones with an asterisk indicate they made the UK singles chart. I’m not sure what Jess Conrad did wrong, but he makes three appearances.

I’ve also added the audio for the number one for you to ‘enjoy’!

Rank Artist Title
30 Hughie Green The Puppet Song
29 Ray Sharpe Hey Little Girl
28 Adolt Babel My Feet Start Tapping
27 Don Duke Made You
26 Raphael Going Out Of My Head
25 Daniel Revelation
24 Floyd Robinson My Girl
23 Eamonn Andrews   * The Shifting Whispering Sands
22 Patrick Macnee & Honor Blackman  * Kinky Boots
21 Mickie Most Dottie
20 Jess Conrad  * Cherry Pie
19 Duncan Johnson The Big Architect
18 Steve Bent I’m Going To Spain
17 Bent Bolt & The Nuts Mechanical Man
16 Hayley Mills   * Let’s Get Together
15 Trashmen   * Surfin’ Bird
14 Equipe 84 29th Of Spetember
13 Jess Conrad Why Am I Living
12 Adam Faith Runk Bunk
11 Ferlin Husky The Drunken Driver
10 Tanya Day I Get So Lonely
9 Mrs Miller A Lover’s Conerto
8 Dickie Lee Laurie
7 Mel & Dave Spinning Wheel
6 Jess Conrad This Pullover
5 Nervous Norvus Transfusion
4 Pat Campbell   * The Deal
3 The Legendary Stardust Cowboy Paralysed
2 Zarah Leander Wunderbar
1 Jimmy Cross I Want My Baby Back

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