On Saturday 14th May 1977, Kenny Everett compiled and broadcast the top 30 worst songs ever (according to his listeners votes) on his Capital Radio show. It later spawned an album of which 20 of these tracks featured. Here is the full list and the ones with an asterisk indicate they made the UK singles chart. I’m not sure what Jess Conrad did wrong, but he makes three appearances.
I’ve also added the audio for the number one for you to ‘enjoy’!
| Rank | Artist | Title |
| 30 | Hughie Green | The Puppet Song |
| 29 | Ray Sharpe | Hey Little Girl |
| 28 | Adolt Babel | My Feet Start Tapping |
| 27 | Don Duke | Made You |
| 26 | Raphael | Going Out Of My Head |
| 25 | Daniel | Revelation |
| 24 | Floyd Robinson | My Girl |
| 23 | Eamonn Andrews * | The Shifting Whispering Sands |
| 22 | Patrick Macnee & Honor Blackman * | Kinky Boots |
| 21 | Mickie Most | Dottie |
| 20 | Jess Conrad * | Cherry Pie |
| 19 | Duncan Johnson | The Big Architect |
| 18 | Steve Bent | I’m Going To Spain |
| 17 | Bent Bolt & The Nuts | Mechanical Man |
| 16 | Hayley Mills * | Let’s Get Together |
| 15 | Trashmen * | Surfin’ Bird |
| 14 | Equipe 84 | 29th Of Spetember |
| 13 | Jess Conrad | Why Am I Living |
| 12 | Adam Faith | Runk Bunk |
| 11 | Ferlin Husky | The Drunken Driver |
| 10 | Tanya Day | I Get So Lonely |
| 9 | Mrs Miller | A Lover’s Conerto |
| 8 | Dickie Lee | Laurie |
| 7 | Mel & Dave | Spinning Wheel |
| 6 | Jess Conrad | This Pullover |
| 5 | Nervous Norvus | Transfusion |
| 4 | Pat Campbell * | The Deal |
| 3 | The Legendary Stardust Cowboy | Paralysed |
| 2 | Zarah Leander | Wunderbar |
| 1 | Jimmy Cross | I Want My Baby Back |